Lil' Wayne 911 call
This tool Michael Kruse called 911 seeking a police escort “or a helicopter” to the Miami home of the rapper Lil Wayne.  The sheer stupidity of this guy, who seems to think that the police provide escorts for people who are, y’know, going somewhere, has to be heard to be believed….

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