Here’s what ya boy Prince Buster did with the wholesome nativity favourite, Little Drummer Boy.

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Prince Buster – Wreck A Pum-Pum

And in case you missed any of the subtle nuances, here are all the gory details:

 

Tonight I want to wreck a pum pum
A fat, fat girl to wreck a pum pum
And if she’s ugly, I don’t mind
I’m feeling and fine to whine
So I want to grind, I want to grind, lord
When you go tear a pum pum

My dick is in a terrible state
Oh lord, good lord, give me the fate
I want to sit and wait till it
Because if she’s ugly, I don’t mind
It’s not her face, her bodyline, boy
When you go tear a pum pum

Getting drunk won’t do no good
Till a fat, fat girl come chop up di wood
My dick is getting the better of me
Look at my pants-front and you will see
A rod is there, stiffer than me, lord
When you go tear a pum pum
Tonight I want to tear a pum pum…