Time : Midnight
Place: Audio, Brighton
Performer: Boy Better know – (JME & DJ Maximum)
PIctures: Laura Message
Big night in Audio last Friday. I gladly attended with bitches in toe and with my new girlfriend Laura ‘please-send-me-a-text’ Message. The night started off a bit dry with tumble weed rolling through the barren dance floor. Shizzle soon kicked into over drive when the liquor hit and things started jumping off like those flying squirrels on planet earth disc 2.
The girls were looking edible and I was as super smooth and sexy as ever - STANDARD! So we busted a few shapes. It started to look like the BBK crew would pull a no-show but as I headed out for a burn Skepta, JME and Maximum turned up. Pretty much goes without saying but it was a smackdown like triple H…!
The crowd was a bit scarce but the night was still heavy and the ladies were good company. (As opposed to the gun-wielding, knife jabbing gangs I usually hang out with at ‘Urban’ music nights.)
Jon Snow a.k.a Crack Stevens a.k.a Utterly Gutterly a.k.a Mark McMugglesworth over and izzout!!
p.s Big look by Laura Message with the pictures, she got nice and sweaty and took a trillion pictures. p.p.s She’s so fine that’s why I’m letting her have my kids!
