There is no story to go with this tune. It basically is just straight up the funniest thing I’ve heard for SO LONG. Scroll down for the lyrics, but listen first – THERE YOU HO AGAIN!
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Ho by Ludicris from 2000′s Incognegro
Ho (Ho)
You’z a Ho, (Ho)
You’z a Ho, I said that you’z a Ho (Ho)
You’z a Ho, (Ho)
You’z a Ho, (Ho)
You’z a Ho, I said that you’z a Ho (Ho)
You doing Ho activities
With Ho tendencies
Hos are your friends, Hos are your enemies
With ho energy to do what you do
Blew what cha blew, screw what cha screw
Y’all professional like DJ Clue,
pulling on my coat tail
And why you think you take a Ho to a Ho-tel
Ho-tell everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in the sky for the Ho-zone layer
Now C’mon playa wants a Ho always
And Ho‘s neva close, they open like hallways
So here’s the whole cake for your Ho Ho crew
And everybody wants some, cuz Ho‘s gotta eat too
Chorus
You can’t turn a Ho into a house wife
Hos don’t act right
There’s Ho‘s on a mission and there’s Ho‘s on a crack pipe
Hey Ho, How you doin’ Where you been?
Probly doing Ho stuff Cuz there you Ho again
It’s a Ho wide world, that we livin’ in
Feline feminine fantastical women
Not all, just some
You Ho who you are
There’s Ho‘s in the room, there’s Ho‘s in the car
There’s Ho‘s on stage, there’s Ho‘s by the bar
Ho‘s by near and Ho‘s by far
Chorus
You got a run in your panty-Hos
Even your daddy knows
that you sucking down chocolate like daddy-os
Your Hos are ho-rrible, ho-rendous
On taxes ya’ll writin’ off, Hos as dependents
I see the Ho-rizon, It ain’t surprisin’
It’s just a Ho-asis, with ugly chicks faces
Hos don’t feel so sad and blue
Cuz most of us niggas is Hos too
Chorus
